ME: I feel like crap. I think I’m coming down with a cold.
MR. CANDY: Oh no! I hope you don’t give it to Skylar.
ME: Her diaper exploded all over me… and the couch… and the floor… today.
MR. CANDY: Oh no! Poor baby probably needs a bath.
ME: My throat hurts. My whole body aches. [PAUSE] I could really use a big hug…
Five seconds into the hug:
MR. CANDY: I can’t wait until Skylar can hug…
ME: [*SIGH*] At least I’ve got my Snuggie.