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The Creepy Files: Cindy Crawford Extorted Over Daughter’s ‘Sexy’ Photo


The Creepy Files: Cindy Crawford Extorted Over Daughter’s ‘Sexy’ Photo

‘Tis the season to be blackmailed, apparently:  Court documents reveal that Cindy Crawford and her hubby Rande Gerber are the targets of a totally creepy extortion scheme.

According to the papers, an acquaintance of the couple’s former nanny threatened to sell a photo of their then 7-year-old daughter.  The photo was purportedly taken by the couple’s former nanny and shows the girl gagged and bound to a chair in revealing clothing — which Cindy’s rep claims was taken as part of a game of cops and robbers without Cindy’s knowledge.

Yikes.  Is “cops and robbers” the new “playing doctor”?!  (Not that I’d, um, know anything about THAT.)

The alleged extortionist is 26-year-old Edis Kayalar, who was recently deported to Germany and had threatened to distribute the “sexy” photograph to media unless Cindy and Randy gave him $100,000.

I think I speak for most people when I say, ICK.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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