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New “Sugar Daddy Ken” Doll Hits the Beach, Possibly Boy Bars

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New “Sugar Daddy Ken” Doll Hits the Beach, Possibly Boy Bars

Now that Barbie has become a CEO and asserted her independence, it only makes sense that Ken has reinvented himself as a wealthy Palm Beach player in hopes of landing a younger, more gullible woman.

Taking a page from Diddy’s playbook, he’s even renamed himself:  “Sugar’s Daddy Ken.”  Of course, everyone is calling him “Sugar Daddy Ken” instead.

Dressed in an ornately-patterned, bright green jacket, pink polo shirt and white pants, the doll is part of Mattel’s new Palm Beach doll line, which is geared for adult Barbie collectors and supposed to exemplify classic Palm Beach fashion.

From what I can see, Sugar Daddy Ken may not only be looking for a new partner — but dipping into a new gender pool as well.  You go, boy!  Nobody puts Kenny in a closet.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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