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Jude Law’s Baby Mama Scores $300,000 for Hello! Magazine Cover


Jude Law’s Baby Mama Scores $300,000 for Hello! Magazine Cover

Most baby daddies see their child for the first time in the delivery room, but Jude Law gets to meet HIS daughter via HELLO! magazine.  Awwww.  How sweet.  I think they also need to include a quote from Sophia on the cover:

“*SIGH*  Why am I stuck with these crazy people?”

Good question, kid.  As you can see, Jude Law’s “25-year-old” (*AHEM*) baby mama, Samantha Burke, has sold pics of 1-month-old Sophia to the British magazine along with an interview about her fling with the “Hamlet” star last December, for a cool $300,000.  Cha-ching!  And the windfall doesn’t end there.  Burke is also expected to collect a pretty sum in child support from Jude.

See kids?  Don’t listen to your parents:  Jell-O shots and one-night stands DO pay!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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