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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Keeps Family Abreast of Important Developments


Elisabeth Hasselbeck Keeps Family Abreast of Important Developments

Some people share pot roast recipes with the family, Elisabeth Hasselbeck shares pictures of her breast.  Which explains why she’s Uncle Ron’s favorite niece!

Elisabeth said she accidentally flashed her whole family when she texted a picture of her new baby boy, Isaiah, without realizing her breast was in the shot.

“You know when your baby smiles for the first time -– I reach for the iPhone and take the photo,” Elisabeth recounted on her first day back from maternity leave at The View.  “No wonder why he is smiling -– because my nipple is in the photo!

“It’s worse than drunk dialing,” she added. “It’s embarrassing.”

I have to admit, I almost committed a similar faux-pas.  I was about to e-mail a picture of Mr. Candy cutting my umbilical cord to the family when he looked over my shoulder and was like, “Um, you do realize you can see your vagina on there, don’t you?”

Ah, whaddya know.

So, of course, I only sent it to MY side of the family.

(I kid, I kid…!  Although lord knows what else I might have sent to them.  Those first few postpartum days are a blur.  And my Uncle Jimmy has been awfully friendly lately.)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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