Well, here’s a news article that should probably stay out of the Baby Memory Book: Adam Jay Manning, 30, was arrested on suspicion of felony forcible sexual abuse after fondling the nurse who was helping deliver his child.
Gee, really? But he looks like such a classy guy…!
Here’s the heartwarming story: When a nurse came to assist the The Father of the Year Contender and his baby mama, Manning allegedly looked the nurse “up and down” and made an observation about her appearance.
“He makes a comment about how cute she looks,” a policeman said.
Shockingly, the nurse didn’t succumb to Manning’s romantic overtures and simply continued helping the woman in labor, who was in a wheelchair and waiting to be taken to a delivery room. While most men would be distracted by, you know, the imminent arrival of their child into this world, Manning displayed impressive persistence and continued his pursuit of the nurse. The smooth operator told the nurse that “something looked wrong with her neck” and attempted to massage the nurse’s neck. To seal the deal, he then reached out and grabbed her breast, the policeman said.
Um, yeah, that’s beyond creepy.
The nurse pushed Manning away and moved to the other side of the wheelchair, the policeman said. She reported the incident to police, who arrested Manning — who, as a result, missed the birth of his child.
“Obviously, he wasn’t there for the birth of the child,” the policeman said.
Obviously. He was there to make another baby with the L&D nurse. Awesome! So glad this man is procreating.