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Inspiring Celebrity Mom Tweets of the Day

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Inspiring Celebrity Mom Tweets of the Day

Once stuck at home with only Barney & Friends with whom have deep, one-sided conversations, moms now have numerous on-line outlets for their pearls of wisdom — not the least of which is Twitter.   So I’ve started scouring the community’s 140-character posts for a regular column called…

“INSPIRING CELEBRITY MOM TWEETS OF THE DAY!”

See how these famous mothers responded to that provocative Twitter question, “What are you doing?”

@courtneylover79 (Courtney Love):

my twats are not su[ppposed to make sense to majority of you i hacve a sepaerate account for financial onthe record ones, they are here

about 12 hours ago from web

Ed. note:  She has multiple twats?   Yikes.  Drugs really CAN wreak havoc on the body.

@ShannaMoakler (Shanna Moakler, Former Miss USA, Ex-Mrs. Travis Barker):

Sometimes driving with all the windows down and you’re blowing is the most magical thing…

about 7 hours ago from Sidekick

Ed. note:  Sounds dirty — not to mention dangerous.

@mrskutcher (Demi Moore):

We made it and hubby is in his “Super Football Focus” mode! He cracks me up!

7:00 PM Sep 17th from TweetDeck

Ed. note:  Does he?  You must not have seen “Just Married.”

@KirstieAlley (Kirstie Alley)

People could actually learn something from Scientology. NONE of our kids are on psych meds.isn’t that worth looking into? & my kids are WILD

about 3 hours ago from web

Ed. note:  Um, maybe that’s why your kids are WILD, all-caps.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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