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Fashion Police: Lindsay Lohan Works the Streets


Fashion Police: Lindsay Lohan Works the Streets

VIOLET:  Ooohhh!  She’s wearing the potholder I made in preschool!

SAM:  My daddy wants to know how much she charges for an hour…?

The Laughing Stork Fashion Police commentators:

Violet Affleck, Amazingly Well-Adjusted Hollywood Tot

Sam Sheen, Crazy Parents Expert

Sam Sheen, Crazy Parents Expert

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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