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Duggars Expecting 19th Child, World Domination


Duggars Expecting 19th Child, World Domination

Why, I was just thinking the other day how this world could sure use more Duggars.  So color me happy, overjoyed, over-the-freakin’-moon to learn that Jim Bob and Michelle are expecting baby #19 in the spring.  Woo-hoo!

“We are so thrilled,” says Michelle, 42. “We just couldn’t believe it is happening.” Jim Bob, 44, agrees:  “This never gets old.  We are so grateful for each child.  We are looking forward to our first grand baby and our 19th child.”

Not to mention the sweet tax breaks.  Cha-ching!

Oldest son Joshua, 21 and his wife Anna, 21, are expecting Mackynzie (kreeatyve spelling!) Renée next month, so she will be older than her new aunt or uncle — and, if she’s anything like her grandmother and aunts, will have massive hair that’ll make the members of 80s rock band Winger weep with envy.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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