New Over-the-Counter DNA Paternity Test Answers the Question: Who’s Yo’ Baby Daddy?

It’s a question many “active” pregnant women, especially on soap operas, have asked themselves:

Who’s the Baby Daddy?

It’s okay if you’re not sure.  Women are expected to juggle the demands of home and work — how can we possibly keep track of all of our sexual partners on top of that?  Or under that.   Or behind that.  Whatever the case may have been; that’s for you and The McKinley Pub men’s restroom stall to know.

Fortunately, the first over-the-counter paternity test kit will be on sale within weeks to answer any lingering uncertainty.  For just $50, plus $200 to receive the results, confused moms and potential fathers can get a collection kit — with which they swab the inside of the cheeks of the child, dude and, optionally, the mother — to determine Baby Daddy status without the hassle of going to court or Jerry Springer.

The test is 99.9 percent reliable… which is more than we can say for that condom that was used!