Bridget Jones’s Mummy Diary
105 lbs. (not for long), husbands 1 (hurrah!), shags during ovulation cycle 3 (hurrah!), calories 2100, calories allocated toward eventual baby 600, so total calories 1,500 (exemplary)
Renée Zellweger is hopping back on the Bridget Jones gravy train (and pouring that gravy on everything she eats to pack on 30 pounds — AGAIN — for the role) for a third installment of the comedy, which will start filming at the end of this year.
This movie will follow the British television reporter’s attempts to have a baby “before it’s too late.” Hilarity will, no doubt, ensue.
“Can I just tell you my body is whacked by the time we finish one of those?” she told the Daily Mail of gaining weight for the films. “It doesn’t know what has happened because it thinks there’s supposed to be a baby and there’s no christening.”
Ah, sounds like my college years when I gained the Freshman 50! Only I did have a tapping christening ceremony for the precious cargo I was carrying in my belly: a healthy, frothy beer keg! We named it “Miller Lite.” Awwwww.