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Humiliating Pet Portraits: Little Angels


Humiliating Pet Portraits: Little Angels


This may not be the wisest move, sharing an old Christmas card picture of our unhappy fluffballs, Marcy and Matty, as part of TLS’s “Humiliating Pet Portraits” series right before I’m due to give birth to a slightly less hairy baby.  People will no doubt begin — or continue — to question whether Mr. Candy and I are fit to be parents.

When you see THIS year’s holiday card, you will know once and for all that we definitely are not.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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