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Pregnant Man Pops Out Yet Another One

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Pregnant Man Pops Out Yet Another One

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"You sure that's not just last night's lasagna?"

Thomas Beatie, a.k.a. “Pregnant Man,” has given birth to his second child, a bouncing baby boy, reports The Official Pregnant Man News Bureau, a.k.a. “20/20.”

Sources close to the couple say that it was a “natural childbirth” and that they have not yet decided on the boy’s name.  Thomas’ wife, Nancy, 46, will be breastfeeding their son, as she did with their daughter, Susan Juliette, who was born last June.

Popping out two kids in one year?  Yowza.  At this point, his lady business is probably praying he completes the gender reassignment surgery.

For those who crave more details about Thomas and his growing family, don’t worry — a multi-page spread in People magazine and EXCLUSIVE broadcast interview with Baba Wawa is sure to follow.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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