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Pop Quiz: Carrot Cake Gone Wrong

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Pop Quiz: Carrot Cake Gone Wrong

This cake is in honor of what occasion?

1)  The 2009 World Synchronized Carrot Humping Competition;

2)  Hell, every occasion!   This cake is appropriate for Thanksgiving, Grandma’s birthday, weddings, Arbor Day — you name it!;

3)  Making vegetables our bitches;

4)  The reason why an aspiring pastry chef failed out of the San Francisco Baking Institute;

5)  The celebration of naked mohawked babies who simply enjoy cruising the neighborhood on their Carrot Cruisers — DUH!;

6)  None of the above.  It’s in honor of ______________.

[Source:  Cake Wrecks]

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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