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Mom Mistakes The White House for The Shite House
A woman raised a few eyebrows (and offended a few noses) at the White House when she forwent the usual, you know, restroom and instead changed her baby’s diaper on an elegant antique bench in the historic Cross Hall, near the East Room.
Thankfully, a Reuters photographer was there to capture the momentous event.
Not surprisingly, a military usher approached the woman to suggest she refrain from using the Leader of the Free World’s furniture to clean her child’s dirty deuce.
Have some respect, woman! Go somewhere more appropriate, where crap is always welcomed — like Capitol Hill.