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Kimora Lee Simmons Gives Birth to Tweets, Baby Boy

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Kimora Lee Simmons Gives Birth to Tweets, Baby Boy

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Man, these celebrities reproduce faster than rabbits…

Reality star/Baby Phat CEO Kimora Lee Simmons, 34, and BF actor/model Djimon Hounsou, 45, welcomed a baby boy over the weekend.  Kimora, who is known for her modesty and aversion to attention, actually Tweeted about the experience while she was in the delivery room.

Of course, I’m hardly one to judge, considering the first question I had for my hospital was, “Do you have wireless Internet access?”  (Yes, yes, I have a problem.  And yes, yes, they DO.  Phew!)

Kimora, who also has two daughters, Ming Lee, 9, and Aoki Lee, 6 ½, wrote:

“Having contractions now!  Ooo-wee!  It’s like WHOA!”

“WHOA” is one word for it.  Although I suspect I’ll be yelling another choice word.

Kimora later announced:

“It’s a boy! Thanks to everyone out there for all your well wishes!”

And thanks to you for Twatting, er… I mean Tweeting about the State of Your Vagina, Kimora!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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