CANDY: I’m meeting with a pediatrician tomorrow. Any questions you want me to ask?
MR. CANDY: Oh! Yeah! Should I be worried about this patch of dry skin on my elbow?
CANDY: Er… more like questions about her hours, her philosophy, her thoughts on vaccinations…
MR. CANDY: Oh! Yeah! Should I get vaccinated for Chicken Pox?
CANDY: This isn’t about YOU, you know.
MR. CANDY: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.