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Fun with Pregnant Bellies

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Fun with Pregnant Bellies

When I gaze at my burgeoning pregnant belly, I often think: Whose huge stomach IS that?!  And, once I remember that basketball belly belongs to ME, I ask myself: WWCD? (What Would Cézanne Do?)

The answer:

Feast your eyes upon this stylish trend of Pregnant Belly Painting, with art kits available on Amazon for only $23.88.  Perfect for classing up any dinner soirée!

I think I’ll just stick to using MY stomach as a martini bar serving tray.  Seems to be a real party pleaser.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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