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Hide Your Kids — Paris Hilton Wants to Dress Them!


Hide Your Kids — Paris Hilton Wants to Dress Them!

Paris Hilton is famous for dressing in children’s-sized clothing and possessing the I.Q. of a baby squid, so it is only natural that she has decided to design a line of clothing for kiddies.

Paris announced on Twitter over the weekend:

“Just got home from a long day.  About to start drawing the character for my new children’s clothing line.”

How exciting.  And your day is about to become even more thrilling — because only The Laughing Stork has an EXCLUSIVE sneak peek at Paris’s designs so far!  Introducing “Sexy Li’l Bitches:  A Totally Inappropriate Kids’ Line by Paris Hilton”:

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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