pam mi’ly adv.
pam mi’ness n.
1. Marked or characterized by a mother who insists on wearing clothes from the Junior Department
2. Informal Tacky; inappropriate; ridden hard and put away wet
3. The state of perpetually embarrassing your children with nipple slips and camel toes
Sentence usage: “Dude, your mom’s looking totally pammy today — look at those Daisy Dukes and stripper heels!”
See also: Shauna Sand; Britney Spears; Christina Aguilera