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Word of the Day: Pammy


Word of the Day: Pammy

Word of the Day

pam-ee adj.

pam mi’ly adv.
pam mi’ness n.

1. Marked or characterized by a mother who insists on wearing clothes from the Junior Department
2. Informal Tacky; inappropriate; ridden hard and put away wet
3. The state of perpetually embarrassing your children with nipple slips and camel toes

Sentence usage:  “Dude, your mom’s looking totally pammy today — look at those Daisy Dukes and stripper heels!”

See alsoShauna Sand; Britney Spears; Christina Aguilera

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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