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Sculpture Celebrates Breastfeeding, Disembodied Boobs

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Sculpture Celebrates Breastfeeding, Disembodied Boobs

Here at the World Wide Web Arts & Crafts Commission (”Working To Find the Most Horrifying Homemade Products”), we continue to come across items created by passionate craftsmen who have somehow obtained a hot kiln from their ward attendants.

For example:

Carved out of what appears to be beef jerky, and reminiscent of a particularly challenging bowel movement, this amazing sculpture of a disembodied boob attached to a baby’s head can be yours for the low, low price of $2,000.

Key selling point from the artist himself:  “It is amazing that to live and to grow all it need to do is to connect and drink a magic liquid that another body manufacture.”

Yes, magic!  Which explains why so many men try to gain access to it with their magic wands.

[Etsy via Ugly Crap]

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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