Here at the World Wide Web Arts & Crafts Commission (”Working To Find the Most Horrifying Homemade Products”), we continue to come across items created by passionate craftsmen who have somehow obtained a hot kiln from their ward attendants.
Carved out of what appears to be beef jerky, and reminiscent of a particularly challenging bowel movement, this amazing sculpture of a disembodied boob attached to a baby’s head can be yours for the low, low price of $2,000.
Key selling point from the artist himself: “It is amazing that to live and to grow all it need to do is to connect and drink a magic liquid that another body manufacture.”
Yes, magic! Which explains why so many men try to gain access to it with their magic wands.[Etsy via Ugly Crap]