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Sarah Jessica Parker, Matthew Broderick Expecting Twins via Surrogate


Sarah Jessica Parker, Matthew Broderick Expecting Twins via Surrogate

Just a couple of months ago, the tabloids claimed Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were dunzo.  Kaput.  Fini.   Well, not only are they still together, but it turns out the couple has been brewing a new family addition.

In a statement, their reps announced:

“Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed.”

Apparently, SJP, 44, and Ferris, 47, have been trying to add to their family ever since the birth of their son, James Wilkie, now 6.   But it just wasn’t happening, so the couple turned to a surrogate — whose name and place of residence have not been disclosed — last year.

“They’re over the moon and excited as any prospective parents would be,” says the friend. “Their life is about to get a lot busier.”

Ah, yes — of COURSE they are “over the moon.”  ALL celebrities are freakin’ “over the moon” about their babies.  Perhaps their friends and publicists should dip into a new pool of exciting phrases, such as:

“Happy as a lark!”

“Tickled pink!”

“On cloud nine!”

“In seventh heaven!”

And my personal favorite:

“They really couldn’t care less.  Why the hell do you ask?”

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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