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Why, Hello There, Ellen Pompeo’s Baby Bump


Why, Hello There, Ellen Pompeo’s Baby Bump

I can’t believe I said it, either:  “BABY BUMP!”   But at least it’s a teensy bit better than “bun in the oven” or “preggers” or “smuggling a melon” or “doin’ the penguin waddle,” right?

Right? *AHEM*  Okay, moving on…

There are a few blessed women who actually look BETTER when they’re smuggling a melon, and it appears Ellen Pompeo may be one of those lucky few.   Here she is leaving the gym and, I must say, baby does the body good.

The Girls are most certainly reaping the benefits of, um, nature’s bounty.

But getting back to my original point:  It’s GOT to be better than “in the pudding club.”  I mean, really — who wants their stomach likened to a bowl of lumpy tapioca?

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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