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Porterhouse Nabs Most Beautiful Bulldog Crown with Poise and Drool

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Porterhouse Nabs Most Beautiful Bulldog Crown with Poise and Drool

Beauty Queen

Beauty Queen

In today’s “Toddlers & Tiaras:  Canine Edition,” four-year-old Porterhouse has sashayed his way to the winner’s circle — and, yes, my heart – in Drake University’s annual Beautiful Bulldog Contest.

Obviously elated that he had nabbed the prestigious honor, Porterhouse could only manage to say, *DROOL*.

For three years, Porterhouse was so close to the title he could almost lick it. Now, the Beautiful Bulldog crown is his to slobber on for the rest of the year.  After two runner-up finishes and one “Mr. Congeniality” title, Porterhouse finally nabbed “top dog” honors yesterday, beating out 49 other dogs from eight states — including a runner-up who made ill-informed remarks about gay marriage.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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