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Jamie Foxx Bravely Attacks 16-Year-Old Miley Cyrus on Radio Show


Jamie Foxx Bravely Attacks 16-Year-Old Miley Cyrus on Radio Show

If there’s one thing that always endears me to a man, it’s when he has enough guts to get behind the closed doors of a radio station and attack a teenage girl’s looks.  Mmmm… sexy.

So, naturally, I am swooning over 41-year-old Jamie Foxx, who called Miley Cyrus “the one with all them gums” on his Sirius Satellite radio show, adding that, ” She need to get a gum transplant!”  Sweet.

The weird tirade against Miley was prompted when a caller brought up her silly feud with Radiohead.  Jamie seemed to take personal offense that someone like Miley would even be mentioned in the same breath as Radiohead, so to put her in her proper place, he told her to “Go and make a sex-tape witch yo daddy!” “Go and catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat!”  “Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin!”  “Do like Lindsay Lohan … and get some crack in your pipe…. That’s what I want.”

Jamie, whose movie “The Soloist” is released next weekend, clearly had visions of a lost Oscar nomination dancing in his head and offered an apology on Leno last night, claiming he’s just a comedian trying to make funny jokes.  Ha, haaaaaa!

Hmmmm… given his just-plain-stupid remarks, I’m not sure he needs to apologize to Miley so much as he needs to apologize to the comedy community.  … “Comedian?”  …”Funny?”  Now THAT’s offensive.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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