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Welcome to The Laughing Stork 2.0

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Wassup?

As you can see from the look of utter excitement on Matty’s face, it’s a thrilling day ’round here:  The Laughing Stork 2.0 has FINALLY landed.  Woo-hoo!

So, please, come in and have a look around the new digs.  Just refrain from peeking in my closets.   Not because they’re harboring anything scandalous — but because you will be attacked by an avalanche of old junk, shoes and high school yearbooks.

Yeah, you’re right.   Photographic evidence of my Junior Year hairstyle is fairly scandalous.

For those who’d like to chat with other folks without my pesky interference, be sure to check out the spankin’ new message forums.  And remember:   I’m always looking for funny baby photos, pet portraits and any other giggle-inducing pictures, so please e-mail your pictorial goodies to me at candy@thelaughingstork.com.

Hope you enjoy the new site!

Hugs, kisses and big ’90s bangs,

Candy

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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