Welcome to The Laughing Stork 2.0
As you can see from the look of utter excitement on Matty’s face, it’s a thrilling day ’round here: The Laughing Stork 2.0 has FINALLY landed. Woo-hoo!
So, please, come in and have a look around the new digs. Just refrain from peeking in my closets. Not because they’re harboring anything scandalous — but because you will be attacked by an avalanche of old junk, shoes and high school yearbooks.
Yeah, you’re right. Photographic evidence of my Junior Year hairstyle is fairly scandalous.
For those who’d like to chat with other folks without my pesky interference, be sure to check out the spankin’ new message forums. And remember: I’m always looking for funny baby photos, pet portraits and any other giggle-inducing pictures, so please e-mail your pictorial goodies to me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Hope you enjoy the new site!
Hugs, kisses and big ’90s bangs,