David Caruso Accused of Abusing Baby Mama, Sunglasses Privileges

David Caruso, best known for dramatically lowering his sunglasses to punctuate a point on “CSI:  Miami, ” has been slapped silly with a lawsuit by Liza Marquez, the baby mama he dumped while she was pregnant.

What a sweetheart!

Marquez filed a multi-count suit, with counts including:  Breach of Contract/Settlement Agreement; Fraud; and Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress (Domestic Abuse).

Is that all…?

Allegations cover quite the gamut of juicy goodies:

• Caruso asked her to terminate her first pregnancy, and then told her, “I guess for now you’ll just be a birthing cow.”  (Ed. note:  That was her cue to shove his sunglasses where the sun don’t shine.)
• Caruso accused her of wanting to sleep with Billy Dee Williams.  (Ed. note:  Who DOESN’T, really?)
• Marquez discovered that Caruso has a huge 1970s porno stash hidden in his bedroom.  (Ed. note:  Who DOESN’T, really?)
• Caruso “raised his hand” to Marquez while she was pregnant with their second child.  (Ed. note:  Okay, if true, she needs to shove something more painful than sunglasses up there.)

Marquez also claims Caruso agreed to pay her $1 million, but he reneged on the deal months later.

Yikes.  This sounds like even more of a mess than Caruso’s post-NYPD Blue movie career.