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This One Time, at the Hospital…

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This One Time, at the Hospital…

Alyson Hannigan

Alyson Hannigan and her husband, actor Alexis Denisof, welcomed a baby girl.

Yessir, their daughter is named Satyana Denisof — which I totally read as “Satan,” unfortunately — and was born March 24 in Los Angeles, which also happens to be Alyson’s birthday, according to People.

March 24th — a whole week ago.  Way to be on top of the scoop, tabloids!

“They’re very excited, and mom and baby are doing great,” says their rep.

Alyson, 35, apparently craved ginger ale during her pregnancy — my craving happens to be oranges, 24/7 — and revealed she often felt absent-minded.

“I have pregnancy brain, which I never realized was a thing but it is,” she said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.  “I sort of feel like a Koala bear where I’m slightly stoned all the time and say the wrong word.”

Which would also explain why she likened a Koala bear to a stoner.  No worries, Alyson… I searched for my tank top for half-an-hour yesterday until I realized IT WAS ON MY BODY.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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