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Tim Allen: From Home Improvement to Home Expansion


Tim Allen: From Home Improvement to Home Expansion

Tim Allen wasn’t the only one grunting like a caveman this weekend, as his wife Jane gave birth to a 5-pound, 13-ounce girl, Elizabeth, on Saturday in Los Angeles.

Aw, what a tiny delivery!  In my family, newborns’ legs ALONE weigh six pounds.  Seriously.  My cousin gave birth to an 11-pound girl last year — vaginally, no less.

I know, I know…


Both mother and child are healthy, thankfully.  This marks 55-year-old Tim’s second child; he also has a 19-year-old daughter, Katherine, from his first marriage.

Sources say little Elizabeth already said her first word when she looked up at Tim and asked, “Grandpa?”

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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