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The Laughing Stork Gossip Exclusive: Blind Item

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The Laughing Stork Gossip Exclusive: Blind Item

Blind Item

WHICH longtime television star has been having clandestine meetings with a hair transplant specialist?

Insiders say he hopes to turn around his stalled career with his new, luscious locks. He even turned to a certain “Pulp Fiction” actor for doctor recommendations and advice on how to revive his career, for which he’s currently only making peanuts.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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