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Using Our Kids as Facebook Armor
May 18, 2009Facebook has enriched my life in countless ways, from allowing Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer to befriend me...
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Pregnancy Poundage
May 14, 2009Once upon a time I jump-started my days with an extra-extra-large iced latte with extra-extra shots...
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Playing Doctor
May 12, 2009CANDY: I’m meeting with a pediatrician tomorrow. Any questions you want me to ask? MR. CANDY: ...
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R.I.P. Candy’s Two-Seat Convertible
May 11, 2009Babies come with a number of mind-boggling accessories, including car seat systems that even Houdini could...
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The Social Life of Expectant Parents: A Visual Perspective
May 6, 2009Candy and Mr. Candy last year — a night that, if I’m not mistaken, ended with...
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Mother, Friend, Personal Ego Deflator
May 5, 2009CANDY: We made an appointment to tour a day care this week… CANDY’S MOM: Already?! CANDY: ...
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Our Story
May 4, 2009With our gift cards from the baby shower burning a hole in our wallet, Mr. Candy...
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Our Cat’s Vicarious Pregnancy
May 1, 2009This morning, both Mr. Candy and I noticed that our youngest cat, Matty, was looking even...
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Parents Gone Mad
Apr 29, 2009My mom has a healthy outlook on growing older: “Nothing good about it!” Okay, so we...
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Baby Shower Brings Downpour of Clothes, Food and Reality Checks
Apr 27, 2009I’m baaa-aaack from my East Coast baby shower, a fun and food-filled affair generously organized by...