Stories By Candy Kirby
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Pop Culture
The Curious Case of Bethenny Frankel’s Breasts
Feb 17, 2009Did any of you watch The Real Housewives of New York season premiere tonight? Because, although...
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Family & Parenting Humor
He Said, She Said: Advice Column for Celebrity Offspring
Feb 17, 2009Welcome to He Said, She Said, a column in which The Laughing Stork’s resident life coaches...
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Candy's Column
Important Pregnancy Update of the Day
Feb 17, 2009You know your husband has officially started to view you as less sex kitten, more baby...
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Celebrity Spawn
Harlow Madden is Not Amused
Feb 17, 2009“Yikes! One of you boys seriously needs to lay off the Drakaar Noir.”
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Candy's Column
Welcome to The Laughing Stork
Feb 17, 2009Yes, for once The National Enquirer reports the truth: I am indeed knocked up! Which is...
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Family & Parenting Humor
‘Cosmopolitan’ Introduces Most Erotic Sex Position Ever: The Please-Him Pretzel Twist
Feb 10, 2009Photo illustration by Gallery of the Absurd Carnal challenge: EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS: Lie on the floor, a...
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Videos
Funny Bird Video: Cockatoo Shakes His Tailfeather to Ray Charles
Feb 1, 2009Behold Frostie, who has more rhythm in his little claw than my two left feet could...
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Videos
Bill Cosby Describes How Brain Damage Afflicts All Children in “Himself” [VIDEO]
Jan 21, 2009Key quote: “All children have brain damage. And that’s what makes the parent’s face look like...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Answers Revealed
Dec 7, 2008It’s Jake Gyllenhaal, y’all! Years before perfecting his GQ-perfect smoldering gaze… Click here to return to...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Answers Revealed
Dec 7, 2008Awwww… little Hilary Duff. Looks like we caught her in the middle of saying “CHEESE” in...