Stories By Candy Kirby
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Advertising
Baby Wee Wee Commercial: You Must Pee It to Believe It
Feb 22, 2009Looking for zesty fun the whole family can enjoy? Urine* luck! Talk about the gift that...
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Pregnancy Humor
Fun at Quiznos
Feb 22, 2009INT. QUIZNOS SUB SHOP — WEST HOLLYWOOD — DAY ZOOM ON CANDY’S FOUR-AND-A-HALF-MONTH PREGNANT STOMACH, which...
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Celebrity Spawn
Deep Thoughts by Marcia Cross’ Daughter Savannah
Feb 21, 2009“No pictures, people, please! I haven’t put on my mascara yet.”
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Pregnancy Humor
Ultrasound Reveals… A Belly Party?
Feb 19, 2009Now, I am no doctor, but something about our little girl’s 12-week ultrasound struck me as…...
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Celebrity Spawn
Zuma Rossdale: Celebrity Doppelgänger
Feb 19, 2009“What’s that — Ed Harris, you say? Yeah, I get that all the time.”
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Candy's Column
The Beautiful Mother-Daughter Relationship
Feb 19, 2009CANDY’S MOM: I can’t believe you’re quoting me in your column now! CANDY (WITH TREMENDOUS SYMPATHY): ...
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Kids' Products
A Lovely Addition for the Baby Registry, Perhaps?
Feb 19, 2009Totally awesome bonus feature: The deer SINGS! [Source: Amazon via Ugly Crap]
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Pregnancy Humor
One Bonus of Pregnancy
Feb 18, 2009The amazing maternity wardrobe options being sold on the Internet:
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Celebrity Spawn
Deep Thoughts by Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Feb 18, 2009“We know what you’re thinking. But Mom says only pansy-ass kids wear color.”
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Candy's Column
The Virgin Pregnancy
Feb 18, 2009The Virgin Pregnancy is a strange time for many women. I’m not referring to an immaculate...