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Feeling Guilty About Your Dirty House? These Pictures Will Make You Feel Better.

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Feeling Guilty About Your Dirty House? These Pictures Will Make You Feel Better.

As you’re kicking Legos and fruit snack wrappers and sippy cups full of rotten milk out of your way en route to the couch, remember:  at least your house doesn’t look like THIS:

#1 – I think they could really use more take-out soda cups.

#2 – Some living rooms are full of dirt.  Others?  Have dirt bikes.

#3 – “Hey, could you put back — oh, never mind.”

#4 – Some people like to sleep under a cozy layer of take-out boxes.

#5 – Somebody should let the boy who plays romantic guitar music that NO girl is going to want to join him in this room.

#6 – Yet another fan of the comfy take-out-container quilt.

#7 – “Sorry, boss, can’t work today because I can’t find my home office.”

#8 – Kitchen counters are the new trashcans.

#9 – Just a few (hundred) of their favorite beauty products.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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