Funny Parenting Quotes from Famous People eCards Funny Quotes About Toddlers: Jerry Seinfeld Edition ByThe Laughing Stork Published on May 6, 2013 Share Tweet Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)FacebookTwitterPinterest Continue Reading You may also like... Funny Parenting Quotes from Famous People Related Topics:Funny Parenting Quotes, Funny Toddler Quotes, Jerry Seinfeld The Laughing Stork The Laughing Stork is a comedy site for moms. Because home is where the humor is. Be sure to join us for more laughs on Twitter and Facebook!