Father Turns Lemons into Lemonade with Funny Blog Documenting Reasons His Son is Crying

We’ve all been there — watching our kid melt down because EVERYTHING WE’VE DONE IS WRONG.  Even if we do exactly what they ask.  Well, one father decided to document his son’s tantrums by whipping out the camera every time he spots tears and posting his analyses on a hilarious blog called Reasons My Son is Crying.  Here’s a sampling of those earth-shattering (ALWAYS earth-shattering) reasons the toddler has been crying:

I wouldn’t let him drown in this pond.

I wouldn’t let him eat Buzz Lightyear’s head.

The slide is not slippery enough.

His brother pretended to sing for a second.

He is in a giraffe costume.

He asked me to butter on his rice. I put butter on his rice.

I broke his cheese in half.

The milk is in the wrong cup.

The milk isn’t juice.

I have no idea why my son is crying