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Faster Than a Speeding Bullet: Ben Affleck Has… Wonder Sperm! (An Original Animated Video)

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Faster Than a Speeding Bullet: Ben Affleck Has… Wonder Sperm! (An Original Animated Video)

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After Jennifer Garner shared with Ellen that hubby Ben Affleck has “Wonder Sperm,” Ben’s alter ego decides to reveal himself to the world — and maybe, just maybe, save the future of fertilization.

(This is my very first animation, so be kind.  Animation is freakin’ HARD, as my cats — who have gotten a profanity-filled earful lately — can attest.  With thanks to illustrator Martin at How to Draw Funny Cartoons for not questioning my bizarre request to “draw Ben Affleck like a superhero sperm.”)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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