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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #10: Jude Law


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #10: Jude Law

David Jude Heyworth Law

Deets: 39 years old; born in London; actor

Family Low-Down: Has has a stepson, Finlay Munro, and three biological children with ex-wife Sadie Frost: son Rafferty, daughter Iris and son Rudy; Jude also has a two-year-old daughter, Sophia, with former fling Samantha Burke

DILF-able Qualities:  Jumps at the opportunity to personally “oversee” the kids’ nanny himself.  Awwww.  Such a swell guy.

What we imagine Jude’s O-face looks like:

Huh.  At least he has that hot accent.

Celebrity DILF #11>>

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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