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Clip of the Day: Porn Star’s Dad-Slash-Manager Declares, “We’re Not Kinky Parents!”

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Clip of the Day: Porn Star’s Dad-Slash-Manager Declares, “We’re Not Kinky Parents!”

In this touching ABC News clip, the parents of porn star Sunny Lane discuss how they manage their daughter’s career.  More to the point, Sunny’s father does the most amazing jig EVER at :30 when talking about seeing her on Playboy TV for the very first time.  Take note, Sunny and co-stars:  THAT’S how you show “excitement.”

 

TEARJERKER MOMENT ALERT:  “Well, dreams do come true,” Dad says emotionally, surrounded by naked, spread-eagled photographs of his daughter.  Awwww.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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