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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Lindsay’s SCRAM; Madonna and Gwyneth’s Falling Out; Tori’s Paranoia

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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Lindsay’s SCRAM; Madonna and Gwyneth’s Falling Out; Tori’s Paranoia

  • Dina Lohan reveals that:  1)  Lindsay may appear on Celebrity Apprentice; and 2) Lindsay’s SCRAM bracelet was activated because “somebody spilled an alcoholic beverage on it.”  Phew!  That’s a relief.  Because if Lindsay had actually taken responsibility for it, we’d have to prepare for the Apocalypse!  [Radar]
  • Madonna and “jealous” BFF Gwyneth Paltrow had a “falling out.”   Hmmm… wonder whose side planted that story?  [Us Weekly]
  • Tom Cruise to make Les Grossman film.  Grossman’s body hair expected to receive its own credit and trailer.  [EW]
  • Tori Spelling admits to cheating paranoia.  Well, it’s not like Dean has ever cheated on his wife before — oh, never mind. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Style Network picks up Giuliana & Bill for third season.  Stay tuned for more nail-biting scenes, like whether they’re able to fit their new leather couch in the den!  Da-da-da-dummmmmmm.  [LA Times]
  • Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub claims her sex tape will move more copies than Kendra Wilkinson’s.  Dare to dream big.  [TMZ]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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