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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Matt Lauer’s Non-Male Non-Mistress; Bieber’s Tantrum; Mariah Carey’s Baby Rumors

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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Matt Lauer’s Non-Male Non-Mistress; Bieber’s Tantrum; Mariah Carey’s Baby Rumors

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Your at-a-glance roundup of recent pop culture news. Because mamas need to know the status of Willie Nelson’s hair, too! [CURRENTLY:  Girlishly bobbed.]

Alexis Houston, Matt Lauer‘s non-mistress, used to be a man named Wellington.  Well, that clears that up.  [NY Post]

Justin Bieber tells TV staffer to not ‘f**king touch me.’   Don’t blame Bieber.  Side effects of excessive hairspray include mood swings, helmet head.  [au.com]

Disney axing SoapNET, replacing it with Disney Jr. for pre-schoolers.  As the parent of a future pre-schooler, I say NICE.  [NY Times]

How Lindsay Lohan tried to fool her booze bracelet.  But, sadly, when your bracelet has a higher IQ than you do… [Us Weekly]

Mariah Carey withdraws from movie, fuels baby rumors.  Of course when Mariah BLINKS, it fuels baby rumors.  [People]

Happy 4th birthday, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.  Don’t fret about getting older — everyone knows four is the new three-and-a-half!  [PopSugar]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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