Parenting Site Forced to Censor ‘Pornographic’ Questions from, Um, Curious Moms

Despite his authentic appearance, this man has no connection to seafaring folk

A popular British parenting site and forum called Mumsnet is getting called out for being oh-so-naughty after moms started posting fewer questions about proper pooping schedules and more (very graphic) requests for sex advice.   In fact, site publishers — mothers themselves — have been forced to delete dozens of “highly explicit” messages posted on the discussion boards after they were deemed pornographic.

That’s terrible!  Just terrible!  Um… where can I find this site again?  (You know, just to make sure they’re properly policing the site.  *Ahem*)

The best part of this story:  A quote from one member who revealed that her man likes making pirate noises during sex.  She wrote:

“Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex – for example ‘Arr, matey.’  The other one is ‘Arr, the ship’s a-dockin’. and ‘My lighthouse is tingling.’  He is not a sailor by the way, and has no connection to seafaring folk.

Just wondering if I can say how uncomfortable this is making me feel.  It’s just weird, but it seems to be turning him on.”

One contributor suggested that the woman should offer to perform a “fantastic” sex act on her partner on condition that he then stopped being a pirate.

Or just give up your pirate’s booty, lady!

And, really — “My lighthouse is tingling”?  How can one NOT be turned on by that?

With thanks to Laughing Stork friend, Mark, for the story tip.