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Fashion Police: Worst Dressed at the 2010 Oscars

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Fashion Police: Worst Dressed at the 2010 Oscars

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Ruffles and flower boobs and built-in booger rags… oh my!

Oh, Charlize Theron.  Even with your beauty, it’s impossible pull off an odd Dior dress with floral boobs that seem to exclaim, “Look at us!  We’ve blossomed!”

Vera Formiga looks like she just arrived from her Spanish Flamenco dance class in this Marchesa gown.  (Also, where can I sign up?  Sounds like fun!)

Oh, but he’s so talented!  Oh, but he’s so quirky!  Oh, but he’s the Comeback Kid!   All true, but that doesn’t give Robert Downey Jr. a free pass to wear SNEAKERS to the Oscars.  Unless he plans to run to Mens Wearhouse to buy a proper bow tie, in which case, carry on, Robby-D.  Carry on.

Even Zoe Saldana can’t keep a straight face in this over-the-top Givenchy dress.

How thoughtful of Jennifer Lopez to wear this Armani Privé gown during allergy season — it’s got a built-in, extra-large snot rag!  So convenient.

HONORABLE MENTION:

Yes!  It’s Mary Hart!  The Entertainment Tonight legend must have been feeling sentimental, which is why she pulled out one of her old pageant gowns for the occasion.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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