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Really, Us Weekly?

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It’s never too early for kids to learn it’s what’s on the outside that matters — so kudos to Us Weekly for teaching them that lesson by pitting celebrity offspring against each other in their “Who Wore It Best” column.  So far, Leni is winning with 55 percent of the vote.  Honor clearly made a fashion misstep by donning last year’s khakis.  Geesh.

Man, I can’t wait for Us Weekly‘s cover story declaring how Harlow Madden “Got Her Bikini Body Back!”  Plus the bonus feature:  Best and Worst Trimmed Umbilical Cords.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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