Nadya Suleman, 34, is celebrating her octuplets’ one-year birthday as any caring mother would: by posing in a bikini on the cover of Star Magazine.
Yup, it’s the requisite “MY NEW BIKINI BODY”/”HOW I GOT MY BODY BACK” story!
She claims she has had no surgery and lost the weight with exercise. Which obviously includes running (off at the mouth to the media). And let me guess: she lost the stretch marks with cocoa butter! Cocoa butter sprinkled with a little bit of magic.
“I would feel like I cheated,” she tells Star of eschewing surgery. “I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call me Rubber Band because I always snapped back so quickly after my other kids!”
Well, she may not have gone under the knife, but she has sure been under one hell of a BRUSH. An airbrush the size of Texas, that is.