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OctoMom Nadya Suleman Scores Reality Show, Meaning Television Scores All-Time Low
In a shocking — just SHOCKING! — development, OctoMom Nadya Suleman confirmed she has negotiated a deal to star in her own reality series. The show could begin as soon as the last child in the set of octuplets is brought home from the hospital.
Unlike the rest of Nadya’s life, the full details have yet to be revealed.
What we do know: according to Kim Serafin, senior editor at In Touch Weekly, Nadya’s reality show will, of course, chronicle the lives of the OctoMom and her 14 children all day, all night, all wrong. But this reality show comes with a twist: they will also be following Nadya as she attempts to find a boyfriend with whom to share her beautiful, healthy life. And what man WOULDN’T want a piece of that action? As Serafin explained, it would be a cross between “Jon & Kate Plus 8” and “The Bachelor.”
Unlike “The Bachelor,” however, there will be no rose ceremony on Nadya’s show. Because the bloom fell off that rose a LONG time ago.
Nadya’s one stipulation…? The producers of the show may not use the term “OctoMom” in relation to the show.
Thankfully, “Money-Grubbing Narcissist”™ is still fair game.