The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #22: Eric Dane
Deets: 39 years old; born in San Francisco; actor
Family Low-Down: Two daughters two and under: Billie Beatrice and Georgia Geraldine with wife Rebecca Gayheart
DILF-able Qualities: We know he’s open to videotaping, having threesomes with Miss Teen USAs… you know, the usual dad stuff.
What we imagine Eric’s O-face looks like:
What? Don’t YOU wear sunglasses in bed?